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erbofc lolbit vs morshu

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*bell dings*

announcer: welcome to epic rap battles of fictional culture! today's battle is a battle of shopkeepers it's fnafworlds lolbit vs legend of

zelda's morshu! let's begin

lolbit: well look what we have here a really big fat tool who thinks he can outrap me oh what a fool your nothing compared to me and my

prices cause like the slapchop they do dices and slices your a greedy bastard you can't do crap so i think i already this battle of rap

morshu: mmm i think we need to have a little heart to heart cause when i talk on the mic i make your adventure animatronics die and

spark you want it it's yours my friend but you will have to come back with more rubees and come when your more richer in the end

lolbit: i got several fans backing me up and let's face it your cdi game and it's sequels they just flat out sucked no wonder your games

have had so many memes while me i got a worthy team your a pansy morshu can't even brawl your are just better off the internet

version  lawl! 

morshu: look here my friend this your end while i admit that my games for the cdi weren't really good at least it did better then what

you game could your bytes aren't excepted here i only rupees catch my jingle and atleast i am not as bad as tingle i will leave you

mangled like the mangle and by your the neck you will be strangled 


*suddenly the lights go dark as the beat stops*


lolbit: so that is how you wanna play it huh well okay then

*the light go back on to reveal lolbit on the tv*

lolbit: we interrupt your regularly scheduled program for something a bit more in my taste cause when it comes to me your just a

waste making giving your TV technical difficulties with the faulty wiring you cannot tell what is transpiring better get to typing quick

you fat piece of shit or better yet just quit wait what's going *L appears* no! *o appears* stop! *another l appears* noo!! *Lolbit

dissapears and the bell rings*


announcer: wow that got dark real fast anyway who won who's next you decide! epic *ka-ching* rap battles of fictional culture!
the rap battle of shopkeepers sorry about the long wait 
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